I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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