i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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