I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Randomize
