Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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