I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
tell your sister to shave her snatch
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
