I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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