Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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