hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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