I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
