My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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