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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
send nudes
from the living room?
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