Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
