the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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