ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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