I'm going to jail i love you
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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