He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
A+ Viking dick
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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