Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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