i just google imaged poop.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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