you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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