I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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