I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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