I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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