you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
You did what with his pubic hair?
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