are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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