at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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