your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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