Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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