i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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