I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
