I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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