If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
