You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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