I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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