so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
