I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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