btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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