Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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