If i come over, it means nothing
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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