That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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