If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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