So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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