so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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