I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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