yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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