Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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