they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
is wine microwaveable?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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