You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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