Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
