On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
