I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I FOUND THE LEGS
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
